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Once upon a time there was a guy named Chuck Norris and his wife Darlene, who is 56 and chuck Norris is 70. They had a child who died shortly after he was born. He had a disease called swine flu. Chuck became very angry when the monkeys hurt Darlene. Later that day the monkeys tricked chuck and kidnapped Darlene. They took her to their lab in Romania. They asked her a lot of questions. Five weeks later she died. Chuck became so FURRIOUS at the monkeys that it caused a huge battle. Chuck Norris began destroying the monkeys. During one battle the captain of monkeys hit chuck in the eye this caused Chuck to loose vision and in that eye. The monkey said, “Do you quit chuck.” Chuck said, “no.” and he got up. His friend Godzilla came to help him, began shooting fire at the monkeys. The monkeys tried to take Godzilla down,

This caused Godzilla to roar. Chuck got up and woman slapped the monkey, the monkey starting to cry. Chuck asked, “Do you quit.” the monkey screamed, “no” and then the monkey started singing I’m a Big Boy Now. Godzilla then started dancing and he grabbed one one of the monkeys and began eating him. This caused Zeus to come down and say,” spit the monkey out so Godzilla spit the monkey out and then Zeus Threw his lightning bolt at the monkey and he died. So chuck Norris was happy. Then
Chase, chuck Norris‘s son kicked the monkey all the way back to China Town and no one heard from the monkeys again. Chuck and Chase went to China Town and buried the monkeys. After that they went to Canada, and then went back to Hollywood. Every one in China Town will remember chuck Norris and the monkey fight.

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Hunter’s Game
Our team we was winning 4 to 2 then they went on an 11-5 run and the score
at the half was 16 to 4. And then in the second half we warmed up and then the second
Half was really ugly 4 people got kicked out of the game of fouls and roughness. At
Half I had 9 points and this other guy on my team had 10 and at least every one scored a point.
And then when the first team went out they scored six points and my second team.
We scored 10 points so when we were down two I shot the three and I made it and there
Was a foul and I missed so then they got the shot off and they missed and then there was
a fight. 5 people fell on the ball then we returned it for a layup.

Then people were clapping and cheering and this one kid was screaming saying GET THE BALL. And then we fouled a guy and then he got two shots and he missed the shots
So we won the game. And after that I and my team went to sonic to
Celebrate. Then my coach was break dancing and when I got home I want on the computer.

My funniest experience

Today is my cousin’s birthday and he is turning one year old. He is really ugly and very spoiled. He wants too many things and he doesn’t share his stuff and if you touch it he slaps you in the face

We are going to overland park to his house for his birthday party. His house is huge and it has 9 rooms and seven bathrooms and it smelled like French vanilla and when I touched his toys and he bit my finger and it started to bleed and my grandma helped me.
My grand parents were there of course my my ant and uncle were over
And then my second and 1 cousins were over and we wrestled and they won and my friend was with me and we wrestled them we almost won but they are in the army
So after that we opened his presents and he yelled this is just what I wanted.

And after that he did the funniest thing ever he threw the cake at my friend and
Hit him in the face and then he threw the ice cream at my cousin and he’s like he.
And that was the funniest thing I’ve seen.

Have you ever heard of the persian war ? It was a completly different war from modern day wars now. Long ago the persians had three invasions of greece. There were elephants used to crush the enemy. The soldiers had a big difference from the soldiers now we have camo back then they had cloth now we have bullet proof vest then they had metal very easily penitratible. Now we have safe helmets then they had penitratible metal helmets. So the gulf war is pretty different and the same ways they are but they were to late for the battle. King leonides was a leader in the war Born in 540 b.c. died in 480 b.c.. The second invasion the spartans made it to help greece there were elephants persian fought there best but there

best was not enough the were destroyed but they still came back for more! So the persians lost every time and wanted more. The economy was pretty good food, clothes, and money. The greek and spartan poeple were hopeful they would win the war they had a big advantage The better army the bigger army better weapons. The persians trained for years. b ut nothing happened. All spartas soldiers wore a helmet with feathers not just leonidas. The archers had a long bow some times made of ram horn. the arrows were carfelly made with a sharp metal tip to penatrate thick armor worn by the enemy. The persians wore fur over there armor for more protection it helped alot verses sparta the persian archers always had a horse to ride while shooting there bows were made of carved wood. When greek and Sparta joined they were undefaetible they were one of tyhe best army in the world. The persians
The war was a deadly war every one was dying every second and Greece just destroyed Persia.
Greece tryed to go for their king and one of them threw a spear and it skined him
so then when the three hundred spartens got killed and then ten thousend spartens came
in and that is when persia got the fight going and then 300 hundred spartens pushed
over 500 Persions of the edge and then two elphents got pushed off two
Hurculees sent the spartens

This morning there was a report of a biting chicken that bit a finger of a girl.

She had to go to the hospital because she cried too hard. The chicken’s name is Pablo. He is reported driving a car named Chickens Rock if you see him call the tips hot line. Hang on! There has been a report of Pablo’s real name is Taco. So, if you see Taco call the tips hot line 986-5441. Hang on! There has been a report of Taco biting 9 other people. and one is in a haywire position he has been reported at starbucks and at chipotle eating there burritos. Now taco is in a wrestling arena and he Bit Jon cean oh and Shawn Michaels is running away oh and taco is chasseing him oh and Shawn Michaels just got bit. Now taco is in Mexico now he is getting chased by police now taco is trapped now taco just had jumped in the pool. Taco just swam across a pool there is no way he did that. Well he did now he is in hongkong now he is speaking to other chickens oh now there are 6 more chickens and one evil rooster oh they bit half of the people in Hongkong.
They are back in the states and they are right next to me ah run ah. Geese hi this is brad taking the guys place sense he got bit and he is in the hospital

Max and Billy

Max: “roof” am your best friend? “Roof”

Billy: yes you are. now go eat dog food

Max: “roof” ok you’re a dumb bowl

Dad: hi max. Where you going max? To go take care of some business?

Mom: What are you doing max? Hey! Getaway from that tree.

Max: you are so predictive.

Billy: Hi Max. How are you doing? Good?

Max: good. Have you notice that your mom is so predictive

Billy: yeah, she won’t even let me go outside without Mr.sqeeks

Max: wow! Mr.sqeeks, impressive.

Billy: I have to go to school, every ones favorite.

Max: sure, what ever.

Billy: shush up, now go up stairs.

Dad: Time to go to go to school Billy

Billy: ok, time for me to go to school. By max.

Max: finally me time. Now where’s a Dr.Pepper?

Narrator: Seven hours later

Billy: Max you got fat

Max: oh sorry ate whole bunch of Cheese

Billy: Mom max had a heart attack lets take him to the vet ASAP

Narrator: So when they were driving to the vet max woke up
Then he acted weird like, I like cats! Then they made it to the vet

Billy: we are here, let’s go take max to the emergency room

Mom: hey Lady! My son’s dog had a heart attack now I demand
you to help my son’s dog.

Vet’: ok this will cost 500 Dollars.

Mom: what 500 dollars! Ok what ever?

Dad: well, we don’t have any other choice the next hospital is like 200 miles away.

Mom: well, that is true; Ok now can you just help him? Please. Do you want me to plea? Do you? Huh.

Vet: well kind of.

Billy: can you just help my dog?

Vet: yes this will take 2 hours

Billy: good luck

Vet: thanks kid will do the best we can.

Narrator: tow hours later

Vet: He is cured

Billy: Yes I believed

Max roof Roof

Narrator: When they got home max went on a diet.

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Hunter Character Profile

I had won 9 soccer games and we went in to a tournament and In the tournament we had made it to the semi finales and we were wining So in the second half they came back and beat us 9 to 7 so after that the losing Had began after the tournament
we had lost 5 games in arrow but this year We are 2 and 0 the first game was 11 to 1 and the second was 8 to 1 And we have a game this weekend at 11 and it is at Celebration Park and some games are really intense. Because some games are ties it has happened to me 9 times and it gets frustrating when you hit the post some times the goalies block or catch we have just beat a another team called the rockets the score was 3 to 2 and there defender was like six feet and I scored my 7th goal of the season and it was intense cause I blocked 9 goals at the game but I have 4 more games and on the last game It is at 8 o’clock but on my next game there is a chance of rain so I cant wait I have played a game in the rain the field was so muddy that you could not even run will you could but it would take a lot of your energy. The most goals I have scored was 5 but we have to face fourth graders and 5 6 8 so yeah pretty Dum that what’s I said to my coach the worst soccer practice was when it was sleeting and it was poring rain that is my story chao .